The questions that haunt me... inspired by The Samantha Holley :)
What is the difference inbetween white mint and green mint?
Why is it that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
How many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Oxymorons:
Bittersweet, Safety hazard, Clearly misunderstood, Almost exactly, Cold sweat, Half full, Black light, Friendly argument, Home office, Solor-powered flashlight, Plastic glasses, Small fortune, Terribly pleased, Student teacher, Definite maybe, Definite maybe, Real potential, Civil War, Great Depression, Freezer burn, Terribly nice, Original copy, Jumbo shrimp, Same difference, Small crowd, Good grief, Good beating
You can tell i have put a lot of thought into these :)
These are my faves:
If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance.
The world's full of apathy, but I don't care
What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?
Evil isn't all bad.
There's no such thing as nonexistence.
An oral contract isn't worth the paper its written on.
I have a twin brother; he's identical, but I'm not.
Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement
My identity lies in not knowing who I am.
I am becoming increasingly worried that there isn't enough anxiety in my life.
I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid.
Free advice is worth what you paid for it.
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